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Topic Started: Mar 4 2008, 06:08 PM (3,944 Views)
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Ike, you should totally run for president. You've got my vote.

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hmm...Ike? If you were to run for president, who would be your running mate?

Ike: What? Why would I do that?

Brawler_1337 : Well, you probably would be the best at handling the war in Iraq. You'd go straight, show them no sympathy and Great Aether them, and peace will surely come. Then you'd move on to Pakistan. Repeat the process, and bin Laden will turn himself in without delay.

Ike: You don't say? Well, then, I'll consider running in 2012. As for my running mate, I think I'd pick Lyn.

Brawler_1337 : I expected you'd pick her as your First Lady.

Ike: Ooh!! Good call, 1337! I suppose I'd pick Soren, then. He's a good friend and worthy replacement if I get assassinated... but if you say he's my boyfriend, I swear, I would hunt you down!

Marth: *gulp*
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say marth, how do you feel about Ike running for president?
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Mar 4 2008, 06:08 PM
I got the idea for this topic on the GameFAQs Brawl boards. Posts on the previous Q&A topic are pretty slow and infrequent, so I invited the entire Brawl roster to the Amity Brawl boards for a Question and Answer session (I left free thinking holograms back at the original so nobody knows they're gone. DON' TELL! ;) )! Yeah, pretty self-explanatory title, huh?

To those who do not remember the entire roster, here it is (for those who do no want to be spoiled, now may be the time to leave the topic or whatever you do to not be spoiled):
http://super-smash-bros.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_characters

Rules about the Session:
1) Offenses to characters, other posters, or host will be counted as a strike. 3 strikes, and... well, you know the rest. ;)
2) If you find that you cannot find a substitute for a swear word/sexual reference that you want to use, replace the offending language with *beep* or something that does not look official (to keep with the site rules). I will be doing the same for my answers, so I apologize in advance if this language substitution is against the site rules.
3) I am only as accurate as to what I know, so if an answer is inaccurate, please remember that this session is semi-non-canon; inaccurate responses are allowed, but I will try to be as accurate as possible.
4) There is no limit to the # of questions that you can ask at a time, but to save everyone's time, try to limit them to 5 questions a post.
5) Have fun! :)

You may commence with your questions now.

EDIT: Rule 2 is now void. Language substitution is against the rules, even if it looks unofficial. Try not to use language. Thank you.
EDIT: All characters that speak other languages have been given translators. Link and Zelda both are capable of speaking English. Keep in mind that you ask the questions, and I answer them as the character. Sorry for any confusion.
YET ANOTHER EDIT: Rule 1 does not apply.
EDIT: Due to a request from the original topic on GameFAQs, I have decided to give credit to the topic creator and those currently running the topic:

Luigifan18
Mikey_wolf
Simmedon/Gaerth (they are the same user. Yeah, they allow that on GameFAQs)

Thanks for inspiring me!

Special thanks to:

AirBorn_Coffee_Table
MachirachKingstorm3rd
Knight_Mysterio

for running the original topic way back when. Thank you for making such an epic topic!

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Here are the rules. Please take note of the bolded one.
Edited by Brawler_1337, Oct 26 2008, 09:18 PM.
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Oct 26 2008, 05:46 PM
say marth, how do you feel about Ike running for president?
Marth: I could care less, really. It would just mean that Ike would get out of my face and that I would have some time where I'm not being called feminine.

Ike: Well, then I would be running the country. How would that be "getting out of your face."

Marth: I'd head back to my world and retake Altea. Then I would serve under no President. I would be king.

Ike: Don't you mean "queen?"

Marth: >_>
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R.O.B. -

Did you think that Samus was a robot during the first time that you meet her?

Ike -
If you became president, what would your first course of action be?

Marth -
If Ike became president, would you try to go at war with him?
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Kirby, how come there are so many colors of you?

are you like a chameleon? or are there more than one of you, like Yoshi?
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Nov 30 2008, 09:58 PM
R.O.B. -

Did you think that Samus was a robot during the first time that you meet her?

Ike -
If you became president, what would your first course of action be?

Marth -
If Ike became president, would you try to go at war with him?
R.O.B.: RESPONSE: YES, I DID. STATEMENT: I SAW THAT SAMUS' DESIGN WAS MUCH MORE ADVANCED THAN WAS MINE, AND I WONDERED WHO HIS CREATOR WAS.

Brawler_1337 : His?

R.O.B.: RESPONSE: YES, "HIS." STATEMENT: I DID NOT KNOW THAT SAMUS WAS FEMALE. REASON: I THOUGHT SAMUS WAS MALE BECAUSE OF HER MENACING EXTERIOR. STATEMENT: HOWEVER, WHEN I HAD FIRST TRIED TO TALK TO HER, SHE MADE IT CLEAR THAT SHE WAS IN FACT FEMALE.

Samus: Yeah, but he didn't realize that I was human. He tried to hit on me! *laughs*

R.O.B.: HA, HA, HA. COMMENT: YES, IMAGINE MY SHOCK WHEN SHE TOOK OFF HER HELMET. EXCLAMATION: I NEARLY DIED! HA, HA, HA!

Brawler_1337 : Okay, moving on.

Ike: If I were president, my first course of action would be to end this war with Iraq. Then I would start a war with Daein! (did I spell that right?)

Marth: Wow, what a great president you would be. /sarcasm

Ike: Alright, I take that back. I'd go to war with Altea!

Marth: Yeah! Bring it on, pretty boy!

Brawler_1337 : I guess that answers Palindrome's other question, right?

Marth: Hell yes.
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Dec 29 2008, 08:06 PM
Kirby, how come there are so many colors of you?

are you like a chameleon? or are there more than one of you, like Yoshi?
Kirby: There are more than one of me. Have you ever wondered why Meta Knight looks like me?

MK: Don't mention that. I am superior to your kind.

Kirby: Oh, yeah? Just wait until I call in the Squeak Squad! *blows a whistle*

*a bunch of differently colored Kirbies flood into the room. They all stand ready to fight Meta Knight*

MK: I shall fend them off, then! BEHOLD, GALAXIA DARKNESS!

*MK throws his cape forward, like he does in his FS*

*He misses everyone*

Kirby: *looks confused* GET HIM!

*all the Kirbies flood over and attack MK*

MK: OH CRAP! *gets bowled over*
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