| The legend of Zelda: The weakest Link; Ocarina of time | |
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| Vaati227 | Apr 15 2008, 06:45 PM Post #1 |
Demon of the Darkwind
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To start, Id like to explain how this works. this is a retelling, so you can make stuff up as long as it fits with the main storyline of ocarina of time. for example, make link do stuff he wouldnt normally do, like talk, or throw deku nuts at saria, stuff like that. so lets begin, ...hmm. lets have navi as the main charachter for chapter one. Edited by Vaati227, Apr 15 2008, 06:48 PM.
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| Panic_Its_Tracy | Apr 15 2008, 06:48 PM Post #2 |
Bling Blong!
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you should start it so people can have something to build off of |
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| iPaLiNdR0mEi | Apr 15 2008, 07:12 PM Post #3 |
The Non-Linear Gamer
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Ok, um.... Navi is like "LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN!" to Link, as usual. Then Link is like >:( . +-+ DUH DUH DUH DUHNNNNN! +-+ ~*~YOU HAVE FOUND MASKING TAPE~*~ Then Link is like "OMGLOLPWNT!" as he covers Navi's mouth with the masking tape... wait, where is her mouth? *Link throws Deku Nut at Navi* *It's super effective!* *Navi faints* Link has gained 9,999,999,991 experience points. Link is now level 1337. Link is trying to learn "Phaelure Attack," but he already has four attacks. Remove skill? "Yes." What would you like to forget? "100000000% OWNAGE ATTACK THAT CAN KILL IN 1 HIT!" 1... 2... 3...... *POOF!* Link has forgot "100000000% OWNAGE ATTACK THAT CAN KILL IN 1 HIT!" EDN (yes, I know that this was more of a narration than actual role-playing.) Edited by iPaLiNdR0mEi, Apr 15 2008, 07:13 PM.
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| Vaati227 | Apr 15 2008, 07:53 PM Post #4 |
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wow that was random. I dont know where to begin, ...uhh so, navi wakes link up. "Hey greenie, get yer but outta bed! The deku tree wants to talk to ya!" (I'm giving navi a brooklyn accent, hehehe) Link looks at navi confused, then angry. "well its about damn time I get a fairy, What was the hold up?" (BTW, Link is 12 years old at this point.) Navi:"okay mr snippy get out of bed, we gotta go see the deku tree." Link gets up and goes outside where Saria is waiting. That about sums up the first 14 seconds of the game, and I cant remember what happens next specifically... Edited by Vaati227, Apr 15 2008, 07:55 PM.
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| yoshirulz | Apr 15 2008, 09:15 PM Post #5 |
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how about the deku tree give link a toaster, then dies, then gets the jewl? |
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| Vaati227 | Apr 15 2008, 09:21 PM Post #6 |
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so its in the toaster? I dont get it. you guys arent taking this seriously. |
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| Brawler_1337 | Apr 17 2008, 01:00 PM Post #7 |
The Emissary of Ownage
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"WOW! A fairy finally came to you, Link! You are now made of EPIC WIN!" Saria said. Link replied, "Yeah, I know I'm awesome. The Great Deku Tree has summoned me, so I gotta go." "O RLY! Well, that's great! See ya!" said Saria. Link kept going until he meets up with Mido. "Hold it," Mido tells Link. "You ain't goin' nowhere without a sword and shield!" Link said in reply, "Oh, good. That gives me a chance to lop your bloody head off!" Link heads over to the local store, which is selling a shield, but not a sword. "Forty Rupees for a freaking Deku Shield!?" Link exclaimed. "What a rip-off!" And so Link leaves on a quest around town to find rupees. |
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| Panic_Its_Tracy | Apr 17 2008, 02:34 PM Post #8 |
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Bling Blong!
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On his quest for rupees navi spots a blue rupee up on top of tall pillar. "Hey. Yo!" Navi yells at Link as hes crawling through a patch of grass searching for rupees. Link, frustrated looks up to his fairy. "What do you want this time?" "Look up there a blue rupee!" Navi made a gesture towards the rupee. "Yeah.... I'm not going up there. Go get it for me!" Link then bent down again. e then looked up again to see Navi still at his side. "Whats taking so long? Go get that rupee!" "No can do link! You have to get it yourself." "So you expect me to cross that rickety bridge just for some spare change?" "Yup! You can do it!" "You can fly! Just fly on up there and get it for me." "Ok, I can fly up there but do you see and hands? I can't pick things up!" Link groaned and stood up. He then made his way over the the rail-less bridge connecting to the pillar with the rupee on it. He first put one foot onto the unstable looking bridge to test its sturdiness. He then slowly put all of his weight onto the bridge. Link then start his way across. He stayed very low with his arms extended outward to maximize his balance. "Just a reminder Link, the Great Deku Tree is waiting for us...." "I KNOW! Don't distract me!" Link then continued his sluggish walk. Just when Link was about to make it to the pillar Saria came a long. "HEY LINK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?" She shouted from below. The loud disturbance caused Link to lose his balance and fall off. You guys can continue from here lol. sorry about my horrible writing skills |
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| Vaati227 | Apr 18 2008, 08:05 PM Post #9 |
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Ahh, now its coming together... come on, keep posting, Edited by Vaati227, Apr 21 2008, 06:57 PM.
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| Brawler_1337 | Apr 21 2008, 08:31 PM Post #10 |
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The Emissary of Ownage
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Saria: "What was that all about? Why were you up there?" Link: "Oh, I was looking to buy a shield, but it'll burn me forty rupees. I needed some, and Navi pointed out that blue one right up there. *points to pillar* Saria: Oh! You need money? Here, take this! *Hands Link a purple rupee* Link: *looks at the rupee in confusion* What's this worth? Saria: Purple rupees are worth 50 green rupees. You could have just asked me for money. I have plenty of it! Link: *epically facepalms at his stupidity* "HEY!!!" Navi said for it seemed like the hundredth time since Link fell. (she had been dong so for the duration of the conversation above, but Link was ignoring her) Link finally pressed the C^ button (JK). "What?!?!" "Why did you have to PHAIL epically?" Link looked at Navi with a "you gotta be kidding me" look, then punched her. Navi: OW! What the heck was that for?? Link: You had to annoy the crud out of me with your "HEY!" nonsense just to ask me that stupid question!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Navi: But... oh, forget it! Let's just get that shield! |
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